Toca o telefone. Atendo. Indian girl speaking (vozinha estridente e muito, muito irritante, com aquele sotaque típico).

- Hello, I would like to speak to the company manager, please.
- What's the subject?
- I want to discuss a business matter with him.
- What business matter? You will have to be more specific.
- I told you, it's a business matter.
- I heard that. What business matter?
- Why are you asking so many questions?
- I asked you one question, which you haven't answered yet.
- What's your position in the company?
- I'm in the position to decide whether or not to put you through.
- But I need to speak to the manager.
- And I already told you that I'm not putting you through to him unless you specifically tell me what you want to discuss with him.
- tu tu tu tu tu tu... (obviously!).

Haja paciência...